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January 14, 2012 By Melissa

Saturday’s Top Five Laughs-Come join the Blog Hop!

I am so glad it is the weekend. I want to personally thank my friend Heather at http://www.ourgirlskeepusmoving.blogspot.com/ for generously offering to put up her Saturday laughs last week. I could not get the link up to work from Florida so I apologize. Feel free to link up from last week and this week if you would like. I know some of you wrote posts last week and I didn’t have time to read them all, so please feel free to submit these.

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Please link up only Saturday top five laughs or any funny/cute post. If it does not fit the genre, please do not add it, as it is not fair for those that like to read these posts. I need some laughs this weekend so come join:)

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My Saturday Top Five Laughs:

5. Zane is getting bigger by the day. He is now almost 9.5 months and he is growing like a weed. Today I put his 18 month pants on him and they are tight in the waste. Seriously, I need him to start walking so he begins to level off. Hayley and Zane are now 4 pounds apart in weight and 2.5 years in age.

4. Zane claps at everything. The other day, my husband and I were watching a sad money. I was beginning to tear up and all of a sudden Zane starts his usual round of clapping. He does this 24/7. It is really so cute!

3. The other day Hayley and her friend had a play date at the local restaurant. Both kids had to poop so I took them in stalls. I hear Hayley say to her friend, “How big is your poop? My poop is bigger.” Then her friend starts, “No, I think my poop is bigger than yours. I win!” The things they say to each other.

2. I took Zane to Princesses on Ice Show with Hayley.  He stared at the ice for the whole 2 hours. I am pretty sure he never even blinked. He was totally mesmerized.

1. Hayls: “Mommy, I want to sleep in a big girl bed.” Me: “Why, Hayls?” Hayley: “Because then I can get out of bed during the night and come sleep with you whenever I want.” Me to my husband: “Hayley is staying in her crib till college.”

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  1. Maria says

    January 14, 2012 at 3:28 am

    Poop competitions are awesome! LOL

  2. Heather from Our Girls Keep Us Moving says

    January 14, 2012 at 4:40 am

    Seriously hysterical! Z seems to have a great personality. I love the clapping, they are so proud of themselves. Glad he did so well at the show, I don't think N would sit through anything – ha! I can't believe how big he's getting, I'd love to see him with N to compare!

    I LOVE the crib until college – I had to read that to Ryan since I was laughing so hard! I don't know what it is about kids and poop – totally enthralled by it!

    Thanks for the shout out and allowing me to guest post!

  3. Cheerful Homemaker says

    January 14, 2012 at 4:52 am

    My little man is a peanut (just over 10lbs at 2.5 months), but he's long. We also use cloth diapers, so all of his pants fit funny. 😛

  4. Candice says

    January 14, 2012 at 5:07 am

    Hahah..your Saturday laughs always make me giggle 🙂 I told my husband t hat J is staging in his crib as long as possible! I hope you have a wonderful weekend.

  5. Candice says

    January 14, 2012 at 12:11 pm

    I haven't linked up in a while so I was excited to do so this week! Thanks for hosting this every week. I just love reading these posts. We too will be keeping G in her crib as LONG AS POSSIBLE! Although our bed is really high so that could work in our favor too! 🙂

  6. Samantha says

    January 14, 2012 at 12:34 pm

    I can't stop laughing at the "crib til College"!!! How funny is Hayley?! And the poop story, I die!

    The things they say!

  7. Lisa @ Two Bears Farm says

    January 14, 2012 at 12:40 pm

    LOL well at least they're not shy about pooping in public. Ha!

  8. Anonymous says

    January 14, 2012 at 1:14 pm

    Cute, love #1 & 3. -bella

  9. OverMom says

    January 14, 2012 at 2:20 pm

    Crib till College… MY favorite, Ever!

    Zane clapping all the time is too cute 🙂

    Really wish you lived closer.

  10. Jamie says

    January 14, 2012 at 3:08 pm

    Hahahahhaha I love what you said to your husband about Hayles. We call our daughter a very similar nickname ;o) I love how Z claps at everything like that!!

    Thanks for the great party!

    Jamie
    For Love of Cupcakes

  11. AMBER EDWARDS says

    January 14, 2012 at 3:57 pm

    Ha! I love #1! My daughter is big enough for a toddler bed, but I know darn well she would never stay in bed, so she gets to stay in her crib until she is old enough to understand that she has to STAY in bed…she may be there til college too! lol.

    Thanks for the link up and linking up with my Silly Saturday posts!! I love to laugh, we all need them!

    JadeLouise Designs

  12. Rachel says

    January 14, 2012 at 4:44 pm

    I love the last one. So true. Once they get in the bed it's nearly impossible to get them out. My ten year old still asks to sleep with me.

  13. Live*Laugh*Love says

    January 14, 2012 at 6:53 pm

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  14. Naked Mommy says

    January 14, 2012 at 7:14 pm

    Who's poop is bigger? Hilarious!!! If you can keep Hayley in her crib for a long time it's good. Naked Girl was out of the crib before one and a half but she was so little that she was too tired to make it to her room. She'd get up, want us, stumble across her room and fall asleep again in the middle of the floor! Thanks for the laughs!!

  15. mamaphan says

    January 14, 2012 at 9:28 pm

    My goodness, I'm glad my baby boy isn't the only one who isn't walking yet! He's so stubborn, even at 14 months!

  16. Coupon Queen says

    January 14, 2012 at 10:34 pm

    Thanks for hosting again this week Melissa! 🙂 Hope you are having a great weekend!

  17. Kass says

    January 15, 2012 at 2:05 am

    LOL at the poop!!! Aiden always comments on his "lincoln log". Our biggest and really only issue with the getting out of bed is that Aiden closes his door in the morning and being across from Rebecca's room we're trying to get him to just leave it open when he gets up so that he doesn't wake her up anymore with the semi door slam that he does.

  18. LOVE MELISSA:) says

    January 15, 2012 at 2:07 am

    Thank you everyone! I appreciate all the comments and those that linked up- going to check them all out:) Have a great rest of the weekend!

  19. MommaM says

    January 15, 2012 at 2:08 am

    I love, love, love reading your Hayley quotes! It makes me so excited for when my little guy can talk and say silly/random/embarrassing/surprisingly insightful things.

  20. ~C~ says

    January 16, 2012 at 4:56 am

    Poop fights! Ha. And what is up with all the Candices commenting here? Not that common of a name (or so I thought). 🙂

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