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August 27, 2011 By Melissa

Saturday’s Top Five Laughs

Thank you for all your well wishes on my upcoming travels. We still don’t know if we are going- only the weather knows. Please be safe! In the meantime, I am still planning to have five wonderful guest bloggers next week.  Please show them your love. If you decide to follow my blog in the next week, please let me know. I appreciate all the comments and will read them all when I return on September 6.

I think we can use some humor this weekend so here goes my top five laughs:

5. Hayley has been hearing me say all week that I am worried about our travel plans. In response, she says,”Mommy, don’t worry. Rain doesn’t hurt you”. She used to be afraid of rain and now I am getting her saying this to me. Too funny!

4. Zane has a serious five month old mohawk going on. He wakes up everyday with the best bedhead. We have a hard time controlling the mane.

3. Hayley says to Zane all the time, “You the best sister in the world! I love you”. One day, she will say brother. I am just waiting!

2. We bought Hayley a child medical kit as a present for her second birthday. She never played with it till the last few weeks. Now, she goes around the house and says, “Dr.Hayley is here to give out your shots and to check your heart”. She wears her play stethoscope all day and goes up to random people and says the same too.

1. This last one, won me a free Melissa and Doug play toy for being the funniest way to embarrass your parents. We were at a BBQ last weekend and we were all eating. Hayley was playing with her friend and all of a sudden declares, “Mommy, I just went poopy on …insert friends name… leg! It all stopped us dead in our tracks.

What are your Saturday laughs?

Please hurricane don’t hit.
GUEST POST: The top ten hysterical bits about pregnancy!

Comments

  1. tmp says

    August 27, 2011 at 12:06 pm

    I love the last one.. good luck with your plans. Keep is posted if you left.. love the blogs…

  2. Amber says

    August 27, 2011 at 12:58 pm

    These are too funny! I hope everything works out with the trip.

  3. twinswithtots says

    August 27, 2011 at 2:00 pm

    kids are freakin' pieces of work!
    And fingers are corssed you get outta here tomorrow!
    cathy

  4. Mama Luvs Books says

    August 27, 2011 at 3:07 pm

    Hoping for the best for your travels. It seems to be dying down. BTW, have you told the "It's raining in the house Mommy!" story yet?

  5. Mommie Daze says

    August 27, 2011 at 6:23 pm

    My son has unruly hair too. He's almost two and half. He has a cowlick right in the middle of his head that sticks straight up no matter what. I can't even get it to lay down with gel.

  6. Olah Momma! says

    August 27, 2011 at 9:07 pm

    Our little daughter wants to be a girl cowboy:)

    Love your blogs… I am also inviting you to add your blog at Momma's Lounge (http://olahmomma.com/momlounge) – our mom blog directory working in connecting mom bloggers and more; the place to meet more mom bloggers like you, and get connected with them.

    You can also add your giveaways and business links; get featured by sharing your crafts, recipes and interesting musings. Following us back is deeply appreciated.

    Thanks and have a great day!

  7. Shelley says

    August 27, 2011 at 10:00 pm

    That is so sweet that she pretends to be a Dr.! And her poor friend…lol. Ew.

  8. Olivia Douglass says

    August 27, 2011 at 11:28 pm

    Love this post- thanks for sharing! I am stopping by on the Circle of Friends Blog Hop and am following via Facebook & Twitter. 🙂 Are you all due for any remnants of Hurricane Irene in RI?

    Olivia
    http://www.blog.thisnthatiwhtolivia.com

  9. Network Marketing Mama says

    August 27, 2011 at 7:58 pm

    My 9 year old came to me with his usual, "I'm starving" line after he had already had dinner and dessert. I mentioned several things I would let him have as a 'midnight snack' and he turned them all down. He said they were all gross and he didn't want them. Before I could say anything else, my 5 year old looked at him and told him, "Well, then she doesn't know what to tell you!". I asked DS5 if I said that often and he said, "Yes, all the time!". hehe

    I'm a new follower through the So Followed Saturday Hop. Stop by sometime!

    Carrie at Network Marketing Mama

  10. Belinda Revercomb says

    August 28, 2011 at 12:34 am

    you just have to love what kid say. new twitter, fb & gfc follower from circle of friends hop

  11. LOVE MELISSA:) says

    August 28, 2011 at 12:55 am

    Thanks Tricia,amber,mamaluvbooks,twinwithtots
    Mamadaze, you are making me nervous for the future. 2.5 yrs old and still having wild hair. I'm in trouble.
    Network marketing mama, that is too funny. One sibling telling another sibling what to do.
    Olah momma, I will check it out. Thanks.
    Shelley, it is always doctor.

  12. Mare says

    August 28, 2011 at 2:31 am

    awe! nice!
    new follower!
    luv
    mare
    http://mare-itsjustmebeingme.blogspot.com/

  13. Mare says

    August 28, 2011 at 12:16 pm

    I am following now!
    luv
    mare

  14. kenmei says

    August 28, 2011 at 1:39 pm

    Hi, I'm your newest follower from the Sunday Funday Hop! You can visit me back at
    http://moderngirllife.blogspot.com/

    C- you Next Week,

  15. FOF says

    August 28, 2011 at 3:51 pm

    New follower! (FOF) http://www.formalityoffrugality.blogspot.com
    Check out our RIO DVD giveaway!

  16. RaeBeth McGee says

    August 28, 2011 at 4:08 pm

    New follower via Relax & Surf Sunday. I'd love it if you checked out my blog and perhaps even follow back.

    Have a very safe trip.

    http://raebethsblog.blogspot.com/

  17. Brenda says

    August 28, 2011 at 5:05 pm

    Dropping by from the Sunday hop to become your newest GFC follower. Looking forward to exploring your blog. Have a safe trip.

    http://www.kittycrochettwo.blogspot.com

  18. Ola says

    August 28, 2011 at 9:54 pm

    THese are all so cute!!!

    I'm a new follower via Say Hi Sunday! I hope you can stop by and check out my newbie blog.

    Nice to meet you!
    ~Ola
    iluv2save.blogspot.com

  19. LaVonne @ Long Wait says

    August 29, 2011 at 5:59 am

    Hey, I was in that Melissa and Doug twitter party. That was funny!

    I am stopping by tonight from the Say Hi Blog hop. I hope you and your lovely family have a great week!

    Blessings,
    LaVonne @ Long Wait For Isabella

  20. Danielle says

    August 29, 2011 at 3:16 pm

    Hi.. Thanks for stopping by Life With Two Boys.. I'm following you back!

  21. LisaWeidknecht says

    August 30, 2011 at 4:56 am

    Hi! I wanted to stop by and thank you for joining the Planet Weidknecht Weekend Hop. I hope you'll join in again. I'm a new follower!

  22. LOVE MELISSA:) says

    September 5, 2011 at 2:15 am

    Thanks everyone! I will resume my Saturday laughs this week. Think about your laughs for next week. I would love to hear them.

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