I had a few friends tell me I should begin documenting all the cute things the kids say at each stage so I don’t forget. So I decided every Saturday, I will dedicate to making this happen with my top five funny moments with the kids.
#5. I tend to say “oh shoot” a lot. I am getting better and I never really swear but that “oh shoot” phrase gets used a lot. A few days back, I hear a loud bang in the den. I turn to see all my paperbacks fall off the table. Apparently Hayley accidentally knocked into the table and just as the books were falling, I hear a loud ” OH SOOOOOT” I am assuming she was trying to mimic my “oh shoot” but it came across without the letter H and an extended O. It made me stop dead in my tracks from laughter.
#4. Hayley asked me if we can go pick out her daddy’s birthday gift for next week. I obliged and off we went to the local CVS. She then told me her gift for daddy was not in the store. I asked what she wanted to give him and she said ” A real pony”.
#3. I finally started Zane on food this week. The carrots were a fail but then we gave him oatmeal. He seriously wouldn’t stop eating it so much so that he grabbed the bowl right up to him mouth and was gnawing the bowl. He cracks me up because he is an eating machine. The kid eats every 2.5-3 hours. He now has 6 chins and heavy folds on his legs.
#2. Daddy came home from work today and Hayley asked where he was. When he said, that he was at work, she replies”No Daddy, you were making a living”.
#1. Zane hates his carseat when he is tired. On returning home from Hayley’s swim lesson, Zane was overtired and hysterical. Hayley was trying to read her book. She proceeds to cover her ears and yells at him “Can you be quiet for a second”. Then she tells me to make him stop! I wish it was so easy my sweet Hayley!
So, tell me some of your laughs from this week….